The Polygraph
If you were curious about exactly which polygraph she ordered, or if you’re looking to buy one yourself, this is the very one she bought. Naturally, she only bought the best of the best for this important and serious mission. She couldn’t settle for just any polygraph and risk it not working. It was essential that she solve this mystery.
We should probably mention that there has actually never been hard proof that polygraphs work. So, next time you decide to throw a polygraph party, just take that into consideration. Cause we know it’s a thing that all people do, polygraph parties.
Anything Goes
As if all of this wasn’t enough, the bride decided to make yet another post for her guests. In this one, she clarified that if there were people that weren’t happy about the dress code, that was perfectly okay.
In that case, all they needed to do was talk to her and if they wouldn’t want to be part of the synchronized dance, there were many other ways to help. These guests could help the crew “clean up after dinner” or “contribute to the honeymoon”. The bride went on to say that “Anything counts.”