The Worst Train Ride She’s Ever Had
Steph is the unsung hero of this train excursion. What was undoubtedly supposed to be a dull two-hour voyage away from Philadelphia has transformed this powerful woman into the train’s own vigilante. A snapshot of this immoral husband has been shared with the entire world on Facebook. He has no idea that some extremely upset loved ones and family members will be waiting for him in any city will accept him.
The Little Black Dress
“Found: A Target little black dress hidden between the headboard and mattress.” My ex-boyfriend, George, is the last person to have any actual information regarding this item. If you believe this is yours, please come to my house at 123 Cheating Boyfriend Lane, Cheatsville, to claim it. I’m sure you’ll want this back before you destroy another beautiful family. Don’t put it off too long, because if you don’t come up by the end of the weekend, I’ll donate this little number.”