25+ Hilarious Break Up Signs That Nearly Went Too Far

Published on 07/06/2023
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It’s Not Looking Good, Graham

Graham, Graham, Graham, Graham… It appears that the start of your New Year will not be as joyous. Your Mercedes keys are in the canal… which means they may be anywhere by now. Your credit cards are all maxed out, which means you don’t have many options for covering some upcoming bills. And the padlocks that formerly kept your home secure are now the ones keeping you out. What a dreadful way to start over. But we’re pleased for Linda!

It's Not Looking Good, Graham

It’s Not Looking Good, Graham

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Half Of Everything!

Divorce processes can be difficult. The division of assets can be agonizing. However, here is an example of a couple who successfully divided their assets in half. Nobody was burned, no one was excluded, and everything was distributed evenly, 50/50. Sure, the commute to work may be a little chillier than it previously was, but at least you two have cars. Let’s hoping this driver got lucky and had the heating system on their side.

Half Of Everything!

Half Of Everything!

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