If You’re Interested, Honk
Nothing says “I’m single and ready to mingle” more emphatically than a hastily written “Just Divorced” note on the back of a sedan. Yes, you want to share the word, but keep your dignity. Do you truly desire the attention of every passerby? We didn’t believe so. However, if you’ve recently divorced and need some attention, whether good or bad, attention-seeking strategies like this may make you feel better. You know what, ignore us and do whatever you want. You are now free.
If You’re Interested, Honk
Accepting Applications
Take a look at that. A recent divorce has opened up an opportunity in this family’s business. According to the appearance, this family is soliciting applications for a new mother. Wow! It’s your fortunate day! We don’t know much about the job, but we have a feeling you’ll get paid in love and kindness, get lots of hugs and kisses, and have the peace of mind that you won’t be cheated on. That last perk appears to be a steal.
Accepting Applications
