Classic “Note Underneath The Toilet Seat” Trick
Do you want the good or the bad news? The good news is that you have a guardian angel bro watching over you and has alerted you to a cheating girlfriend. The bad news is that you now have a cheating girlfriend, as well as a possible ex. This small message, written in a cheap blue pen, demonstrates that there are some good individuals in the world. It could be painful to discover who they are.
It’s Unfortunate That I Must Bid You All Farewell
Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz said it best: “One night and one more time, Thanks for the memories, even though they weren’t so great.” This woman deserves a lot of respect for making a formal escape from this relationship and neighborhood. She explains the cold hard fact, praises her formerly excellent neighbors, and has added a nice rose photo to help make this white background “Pop!” But none of these neighbors had better have known about the extramarital affair… or else.