Classic “Note Underneath The Toilet Seat” Trick
Do you want the good or the bad news? The good news is that you have a guardian angel bro watching over you and has alerted you to a cheating girlfriend. The bad news is that you now have a cheating girlfriend, as well as a possible ex. This small message, written in a cheap blue pen, demonstrates that there are some good individuals in the world. It could be painful to discover who they are.

Classic Note Underneath The Toilet Seat Trick
It’s Unfortunate That I Must Bid You All Farewell
Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz said it best: “One night and one more time, Thanks for the memories, even though they weren’t so great.” This woman deserves a lot of respect for making a formal escape from this relationship and neighborhood. She explains the cold hard fact, praises her formerly excellent neighbors, and has added a nice rose photo to help make this white background “Pop!” But none of these neighbors had better have known about the extramarital affair… or else.

It’s Unfortunate That I Must Bid You All Farewell