Dig In To Your Break Up
“Dig In” to probably the worst pizza you’ve ever had. Your ex must despise you so much that they had the Hungry Howie’s pizza maker write “I’m Breaking Up With You” on the inside of a boring cheese pizza box rather than themself. Yes, the breakup is heartbreaking. But, hey, pizza is pizza. We don’t know about you, but a pizza will undoubtedly alleviate the initial sorrow of a breakup.
Dig In To Your Break Up
“Look In The Personals”
We’re at a lost for words, Kevin Maxey. We don’t know what happened to your relationship, and it appears that you don’t either, but your ex must genuinely want to be forgotten. We have some questions. One, who still pays a few dollars to place an ad in the newspaper? Second, do they really expect you to find this little individual on your own? Third, what if another Kevin Maxey is leafing through the newspaper? There are far too many difficulties with this awful placement of an advertisement…
Look In The Personals
