The holiday season is a time we all look forward to. With this excitement also comes the added pressure of wanting to be perfect. Sometimes this expectation is easier said than done, and we end up with epic disasters. But just remember, we’re all in the same boat so try not to lose your holiday spirit in the process! Lo and behold some of the most humiliating holidays fails with the potential to boost your confidence.
Christmas Tree Gone Wrong
Someone must have really had to use the bathroom when they thought of this idea for a Christmas tree. From what I remember, Christmas Trees were actual trees, not something we see in the toilet…Keep your business to yourself next time!
Inappropriate Wrapping Paper
This “Let it snow” wrapping paper may be the best or worst decoration to use this holiday season. Just as long as you don’t plan on wrapping it for your grandma. You may end up sounding like a demanding French guy “Le Tits, NOW,” instead of the innocent grandchild you are.
Poor Rudolph can’t catch a break. Everyone loves this goofy reindeer, but how much? Surely not enough to have him pooping all over your Christmas tree. Now it’s clear why all his fellow reindeers make fun of Rudolph.
Calling Satan Or Santa?
I make spelling mistakes as much as the next guy, but If you’re trying to have a Merry Christmas I would suggest you triple check yourself. If not, you may have the devil coming through your fireplace, stealing your cookies and your presents. Ho Ho Ho and a not so Merry Christmas…
As cute as it may be, in what world would anyone want to be stuffed in a pumpkin? I feel for these babies, that does not look like a comfortable place to rest their head! Stick to pumpkin carving this Halloween season and leave your children out of it.
Wow, what cute and festive pants for this holiday season! But wait, what is Santa doing…I don’t think he’ll find his cookies over there. Santa, you dog, before you know it you’ll be on the naughty list yourself!
This woman took decorating to the next level and went all out by creating Christmas trees on her own eyebrows! We get wanting to celebrate the holiday, but at the expense of your face?
We’re all for getting in the holiday spirit, but come on, decorating right in front of a security camera? Who’s the mastermind behind this one! Next time make sure to actually check where you’re putting your decorations before putting someone’s life at risk!
The Taste Of Santa
As much as we love Santa and look forward to him coming every Christmas, we don’t necessarily want him urinating in our food! You may want to rethink your choice of logos because I definitely won’t be having any maple syrup this season. Good aim though Santa!
Help, I’ve Fallen And I Can’t Get Up!
Christmas trees are the staple of every holiday season. We spend hours picking out the right ornaments, cautiously placing them around the tree. Just as careful as you are when decorating the tree, you may want to rethink its position. If not, all your hard work may go to waste and you’ll be having a not so jolly Christmas.
So who was responsible for giving directions? Make sure your arrows are placed in the right direction or else Santa may deliver your presents to the wrong house! Imagine the tears on Christmas morning when your children go downstairs to find nothing under the tree!
Shatterproof ornaments are the best innovative purchase of the century! Tired of spending money on tree decorations for them to break minutes later? Don’t look any further because this packaging even says shatterproof! Impossible to believe? Well, your speculation is correct. Maybe the advertisers should have checked that their ornaments were still intact before putting this item on display.
The expectation of building a gingerbread house is so high that we strive for excellence. We meticulously place the frosting and gingerbread cookie to ensure it won’t fall off. 99% of the time our masterpiece falls apart and we are left with a mush of gingerbread and frosting. This person was almost successful…until he wasn’t. It may not look as good as you wanted but it sure tastes great!
Not So Scary Halloween
WOW! I am Terrified! Either this person was lazy or simply doesn’t know what scary is! If you’re going to decorate at least put some effort into it. Solid attempt but I would give it a -5 on the fear factor. Good luck next time!
How Many Ornaments?
Maybe it’s me, but I only see 3 ornaments here. Maybe the 4th is hiding? It shouldn’t be so difficult to create a label for ornaments, you don’t even have to specify the number! But if you do, at least make sure the number is right!
If you’re going to leave cookies and milk for Santa, you better make sure no animals are around! You may think Santa ate them but your sneaky pet probably got to them first. I hope they are prepared to deliver presents as well!
McDonald’s sure knows how to spread that holiday cheer and maybe something else too … We’re all for getting in the spirit but maybe not with someone’s buttcheeks. Enjoy this holiday season and remember bottoms up!
Either these people are too excited for Christmas or have their Halloween decorations lingering for too long. This is what we call a decorating DON’T! Stick to one holiday before your decorations end up looking like a lame attempt at getting in the spirit.
It doesn’t take a dirty mind to understand that these pajamas are downright inappropriate for a little girl to wear! What kind of message do you want to send to your children? And what’s the bear next to her looking at…
Down Goes The Reindeer
Before putting up a full display, make sure to double-check its completely sturdy or you may end up getting crushed by a reindeer. A great idea turned into a terrible decorating disaster. Better luck next time!
Ho Ho Ho-rrifying
These carolers are anything but merry! The manufacturers must have been having a bad day when they designed these dolls…or they simply hate Christmas. Either way, I would not recommend displaying these in your front yard, unless it’s for Halloween!
Look up in the sky and notice floating underwear? No, you’re not going crazy, these glow in the dark undies are part of a festive light display! While their intentions were good, they ended up with light up underwear! Can you say embarrassing!?!
Santa Can’t Spell
Oh oh oh, Santa must have missed a few English classes as a kid because we’re sure that’s not right. It’s time to brush up on his spelling before he can return to delivering presents!
Christmas Meets Easter
These seasonal chocolates are supposed to resemble a Christmas tree but they look more like a big blob or even an easter egg! While we chocolate lovers care most about taste, how hard is it to keep up the holiday spirit and recreate a Christmas tree!