A Guest Called Tulation
It must be nice to see that the hotel staff went out of the way to make the couple feel good after their big day. However, we do not think they did this properly. For one thing, they clearly did not think things through. The rose petals and the towel swan were awesome, but we want you to look at the words.
Did we simply miss the mark here? Well, we have to admit that there exists a possibility that the guest was actually named ‘Tulation’. We doubt it, but it is possible…
This Is Not A Public Library
A lot of people check into the hotel and then assume that everything they see on the premises is free for them to use. True enough, there is often a bunch of free stuff that goes with a stay at a fancy hotel. However, these books are not part of that list. Clearly, the Hilton uses them for decorative purposes.
They probably had to keep telling their guests over and over again not to bring the books home with them. In the end, they got so fed up they put up this sign instead.