The Evidence Is Right There
Me, officer? Steal a light pole? Why would you even think that? Sometimes, the evidence is just way too glaring. If they thought they were going to be able to get out of this mess, they were wrong.
They Can’t See You
Court reporters sure have a difficult job on their hands. As if that was not enough, it must be harder when the people involved cannot follow directions just a second after they were told what to do.