These Selfish Parkers Just Got Owned – Car Insurance Can’t Even Help

Published on 01/02/2021
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When it comes to parking, many people often lack the necessary skills and knowledge. Generally, these people tend to park far from others and practice until they get better at parking. Some people violate parking regulations and park wherever they want. Karma really got these troublemakers! View the pic on how sweet justice was served.

These Selfish Parkers Just Got Owned - Car Insurance Can't Even Help

Monster Truck Warning

You can be sure it won’t have a nice message written on it if you ever find a note slipping behind your windshield when you head back to your car. There are rare instances, of course, but that is certainly the exception and not the rule. The people behind this are often the ones who hit your car or disapprove of how your vehicle was parked. This was true for the picture that you were looking at. The owner of this monster truck was apparently uneasy. It goes without saying that it would be more than happy for a person who owns his very own monster truck to crush someone else’s car.

Monster Truck Warning

Monster Truck Warning

For The Good Of Society: Park Your Darn Car

The writer of such a letter directly appeals to the soul of the problem: a bad job in the car park is a sign of a lack of society and class. The bad parker is told by this note writer to look into his soul and fully comprehend why no one ever likes him. We get he’s angry, but this really has to hurt.

For the good of society -park your darn car

For The Good Of Society: Park Your Darn Car

The Facebook Button We All Want

We were waiting for the moment to create a Facebook dislike button and now it’s finally here. This individual took the time to make these cards, which means that he was pretty pissed off. But hey, we were entertained by it!

Facebook Button Approved

The Facebook Button We All Want

It’s Not So Bad, Oh Wait.

This note seems all right at first, quite calm, not so horrible. Then you keep reading and you understand quickly that it is not what you were expecting. Not only do they want their potty training forgotten by the owner’s dog, but they also dish out the worst neighbor award.

It's Not So Bad, Oh Wait.

It’s Not So Bad, Oh Wait.

Fire

Every single driver out there ought to know that parking in front of a fire hydrant is illegal. Unfortunately, when you are desperate for a place to park your car, not a lot of people care. This is when, even if they block the hydrant in the process, they decide to go for comfort and park on the curb! While fire hydrants are not used as often as one would think, when a fire suddenly begins, we can’t know. When needed, it is essential to be able to put out a fire, which is why parking your car in front of one is illegal. This is what would happen if, in an actual emergency, you were insensitive enough to do this.

Fire

Fire

No Parking

Face it, we’ve all parked in a spot that we shouldn’t have in our lives at some point. You will probably park in whatever available spot you see if you need to get somewhere as quickly as possible without stopping to see if it is permitted. There are times when if you are allowed or not allowed to park somewhere, you can easily tell. You can easily catch the trash cans reading “No Parking” in bold letters in this instance. The Range Rover opted to take his chance and park there anyway, despite this visible clue. Eventually, a pissed employee took advantage of what he had on his hands and used the cans to bother the driver.

No Parking

No Parking

Award Winner

We would like to extend our congratulations if you happen to be the owner of a sweet and expensive ride. Somehow, you must have done very well for yourself, so you definitely deserve a nice car like that. Sadly, after making this hefty purchase, some people start acting all entitled. One of the worst parking errors you can make is parking in two places. You should do everything to avoid damaging it when you have a car as nice and expensive as yours. The individual who noticed this went out of his way to award the parking contest trophy to the owner. He did not forget to add, of course, how much better the driver is than the rest of us!

Award Winner

Award Winner

Just Like Royalty

For most people, it might be clear, but let us explain quickly for people who are not aware of it. The first things you must learn are the rules and laws of the road when you are studying how to drive. There are specific lines, shapes, and signs that represent all kinds of stuff. Is that obvious? Good. You’re looking at a driver who didn’t understand what the lines meant… or just didn’t care. This is not a space designated for parking, no matter which one it is. The driver probably thought, as you can see here, that the law did not apply to them. We are glad that somebody has taken the time to make a point!

Just Like Royalty

Just Like Royalty

Turtle, Turtle

Parking jobs for people are just getting worse, but the windshield notes are certainly becoming funnier. You may say, “Aww a turtle, how cute.” when you first see this note, but then you will read the rest and change your mind quickly. Funny analogy, we’re sure of that!

Turtle, Turtle

Turtle, Turtle

Taken

If you’re a fan of Taken, this note will hit you at home. A great movie known for the famous line from Liam Neeson will give you chills all around your body. Through making this line his own, this individual threatens this bad parker. Beautifully done, we applaud you.

Taken

Taken

White Lines

It is not a secret that parking is rather difficult at times. We are glad they put the white lines to let drivers know where they should park. It even reveals how much space every car should take up. More often than not, drivers follow the lines and then park their cars accordingly. Unfortunately, this is not always the case. Some drivers choose to ignore the lines and do as their heart desires. In this case, the drivers of these two cars were not having it and decided to block the Mustang. Heroes!

White Lines

White Lines

Parking Meme To The Rescue

You can really say so much with only just a few words. This note here is pretty self-explanatory, the person used a classic meme to express their anger about someone else’s parking. The person was pretty prepared for this, as he has a printed meme ready to go. Likely, this is an ongoing issue for these two. Bottom line: Park in the correct spot!

Parking Meme to the Rescue

Parking Meme To The Rescue

Wrapped Up

It is not all that hard to park within the space designed by the white lines, is it? Apparently, some people disagree. They decided to consider the white lines as mere suggestions instead of true indicators. The result is that they pretty much mess up the parking spots for other drivers. This is a pretty small car, all things considered. They have zero excuses to park in more than a single space. Karma sure came for the driver! The people riding the red car decided to show them what revenge meant by wrapping the whole car in plastic wrap.

Wrapped Up

Wrapped Up

Learn To Park, Rich Dude

Wow, this note hits all the right places. This person know what they were doing when they were writing this note. First by attacking the BMW owner for being rich and then taking it home by bringing up their elderly grandmother! What if the letter writer had their handicapped grandmother over for a visit? Her death, presumably from the long walk, would without a doubtr be on his shoulders. So go take those parking lessons, and save a life in the meanwhile!

Learn to park, rich dude

Learn To Park, Rich Dude

You’ve Been Chopped

It is true that we do not know what the driver did, but we highly doubt that they were completely innocent. Of course, let us not discount the idea that someone could have had a grudge against them. What we do know is that this was carried out by someone who wanted to teach the driver a lesson! In order to execute this plan, that person probably went into a store and purchased a total of five axes. That sounds a little odd, but sure. However, the kicker here is that they had to use up all the strength in their reserves to bury the axes that deep into the car. A for effort?

You've Been Chopped

You’ve Been Chopped

Hot Mess

It is not hard at all to badly park your car, be it stopping right on the lines or parking it crookedly. Those are forgivable offenses, however. After all, there are people who decide to go all out! If you want our opinion, it looks like the driver tried their hardest to park as far away from the white lines as possible. Not only did they do a terrible job at parking, but they also parked over four spaces overall. Clearly, they did not even give normal parking a shot. What a mess! Well, we are glad someone decided to be proactive about. They resorted to toilet paper, streamers, cones, and crime scene tape! Justice served.

Hot Mess

Hot Mess

Clever Jack

Come on Jack, this is pretty lame. The least you could do is leave a fake email or phone number to give the person you hit a little bit of home. We know you don’t want a ticket, but this is just plain rude and disrespectful!

Clever Jack

Clever Jack

Your Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman

If you ever park your car using two spaces, you better watch out because this person will want to tell you off. Well, at least they did not do it angrily. They were going to do it by expressing their disappointment, which is considerably worse than the former. This incredible letter starts off using fancy words and then went on to talk about their argument firmly but calmly. On top of that, Spiderman himself signed it! What could possibly be cooler than this?

Your Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman

Your Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman

Follow The Yellow Paint Line

We all know how you should follow the yellow brick road. However, we just want you to know that it is just as important to follow the yellow paint line. The person wanted to go to the Land of Oz but wanted to do it in a modern way. They did have to deal with a tornado, but they did park across two slots in the parking lot. As you can imagine, the other people who were looking for parking did not appreciate this selfish act. One angry driver decided that it was time to show this person what they seem to want. We’re talking about a yellow line they can follow, of course.

Follow The Yellow Paint Line

Follow The Yellow Paint Line

Not-So-Smart Car

Smart cars are best known for how compact they are. Although you would not be able to fit four people in a vehicle like this, they are excellent for squeezing in small parking slots. This will be useful every now and then. It feels like the owner of this smart car went overboard and parked somewhere that is not considered a parking space. Some guys knew it was time to give him a lesson by putting the car in parking jail. Oops.

Not-So-Smart Car

Not-So-Smart Car

Post It Online

These days, it feels like nearly everything will eventually find its way online in one form or another. After seeing how terrible this parking job was, they just had to do something about this. Although the person who parked was not doing any harm, you just have to give feedback on their poor parking skills. That was how this note came to be. Placed on the windshield of this car, the note said the driver should look out for photo evidence of their terrible parking on the internet!

Post It Online

Post It Online

Short And To The Point

Some people take their time and try to come up with the funniest puns they can. Others are so livid that they don’t want to explain their anger. This note perfectly displays this. There are no excuses to be made here, just park your car right and don’t make someone else angry.

Short and to the point

Short And To The Point

Instructions

We certainly understand how frustrating and maddening it is when someone parks in your driveway, effectively blocking out your car. There is nothing you can do if you need to get out. Worse, you do not even know when you can finally get out! Man, people are sure inconsiderate. After falling into this horrible situation, they decided to be the bigger person… kind of. Instead of scolding the driver, a life lesson was delivered. They must not be aware of what the driveway is for and how things like this worked. A little help was clearly needed and delivered!

Instructions

Instructions

Parking Poetry

We feel like the person who wrote the poem was pleased with their efforts. What could possibly be more satisfying than writing a passive-aggressive piece and giving it to the person who ruined your day? More than anything, the writer wanted the driver to realize how their actions affect other people involved. Apart from parking poorly, they made people angry and wasted their precious time. We daresay it isn’t too much to ask for them to be a better person.

Parking Poetry

Parking Poetry

Modern Art

Sometimes, notes just would not do the job. This is especially true when someone parks on the sidewalk and stops pedestrians from walking freely. You cannot expect anyone to be happy about this. After doing just about everything to keep that person from doing this, they held onto hope that their efforts would bear fruit. Sadly, nothing seemed to work. A new approach was in order. As a matter of fact, they achieved more than that. Everyone loves some modern art to spruce up the place, right?

Modern Art

Modern Art

Driving School

When we are talking about getting revenge on people who are horrendous at parking, there are a couple of ways to do it. This is one of the better ways to handle the situation. I think everyone will agree when we say we could use a handy oversized $500 novelty check from “Driving School”. Hilarious! It is only natural for the check to be made out to nothing more than “Bad Parker”. Of course, the person who handed the check posed with the lady who parked her ford across two spaces. The giant pen sure makes for a nice touch.

Driving School

Driving School

Spell It Out

A lot of people get mad when they find someone parks as if no one else matters. That is perfectly understandable, of course. There are not many things that are more frustrating in this day and age. Nonetheless, it takes a lot of guts to be able to smear “idiot” in all caps on a car. Let us just hope they decided to take the high route by using chocolate syrup instead of anything permanent. Hey, we understand where they were coming from but limits are important!

Spell It Out

Spell It Out

You’ve Won

Well, we have to hand it to the person. They sure were creative and dedicated to their plan. These people exhausted their efforts by buying balloons, confetti, and ribbons. Let us not forget that the certificate brought everything together. To cap it off, they managed to put balloons inside the car! Now, can you imagine the reaction of the people who had to print out this award? We have to admit we would pay good money to know what the driver’s reaction was when they saw what happened.

You've Won

You’ve Won

Let’s See How This Plays Out!

When you hit another car it’s only…immature… to blame the other person. We’ll never know if the writer was right or not, but it was pretty ballsy to blame the other parked car for the accident. Either way kudos to him for leaving his phone number, let’s see how this plays out.

Let's see how this plays out!

Let’s See How This Plays Out!

Hellen Keller

It does not matter what happens… let us just say it is a low blow to use Helen Keller here! For the uninformed, the activist and author was the first deaf-blind person who earned a bachelor of arts. She wrote an autobiography as well. In Pennsylvania, they even hold a “Helen Keller Day” every year on the date of her birth. Without a doubt, she was an inspiring woman. As a testament to that, she got to meet every POTUS from Grover Cleveland to Lyndon Johnson. However, we sure got a good chuckle out of this.

Hellen Keller

Hellen Keller

Just For You

Apparently, there are way too many people who park over two well-marked spaces. As you can see here, someone got fed up and decided to do something about it. They probably passed by and decided to lend this driver a hand in their own way. In their effort to help out, the person drew lines for the driver to make him a special parking space. They even took the effort to write it out! Do you think the driver will be flattered by all the effort?

Just For You

Just For You

Violation

Although the person who bought the confetti and balloons deserves kudos, we have to say we are impressed by this fellow in a different way. They actually went as far as to create a note that looks just like a parking ticket to give the driver a good scare. When the driver picks up the paper and reads what it says, they would be surprised to find an incredible soliloquy all about their terrible parking. Surprise!

Violation

Violation

You’re Surrounded

A quick glance will be all you need to see that this parking lot is full of poor decisions. After taking a closer look, however, you will arrive at the conclusion that it was a single bad decision in a sea of good ones. The driver said, “screw it” and parked anyway they wanted to. Apparently, this means parking across several spaces. The people who witnessed this could not let it slide, and who can blame them? They then surrounded the vehicle using their own cars to lock them in.

You're Surrounded

You’re Surrounded

Blind Jokes, Always Good

This person used one harsh joke to get to the point. Blind jokes are harsh, but they definitely do the job when attacking jerks who don’t have a care for others when parking their cars. It’s impressive that they left it at one joke and were sure it would do the trick, we would maybe need three jokes to prove our point.

Blind Jokes, Always Good

Blind Jokes, Always Good

Trashing The Car

Normally, this is not what it is like when someone says some property was ‘trashed’. Well, this situation called for the literal meaning. As you can see below, the driver could not find anywhere to park… They decided to simply park in front of the garbage bins. Naturally, this resulted in a lot of hassle as no one could access the dumpsters. The people who lived nearby decided to do something about it. If you ever do this, just know that your car will be fair game.

Trashing The Car

Trashing The Car

The Missing Bike

Well, it seems like terrible parking is not just limited to cars. There are people who can’t park their bikes properly as well. The story is split into two parts, so let us explain. In the first photo, some jerk decided to park in a slot where a car could’ve been. Meanwhile, the second photo zooms in and shows us that someone parked the car in there! However, where could the bike have gone? We want you to inspect the bushes over there. Yup, that’s the bike right there.

The Missing Bike

The Missing Bike

Mother Nature

We have been discussing those who took revenge on the people who parked terribly. However, this intervention was not man-made like the others. Mother nature decided it was time to do her part. Fate, karma, call it what you will. Those three fallen trees will make an impact, that’s for sure. The cars that parked within the lines were safe from damage. The car that parked illegally cannot say the same thing. Bad luck. Now, if only they actually did things by the book…

Mother Nature

Mother Nature

Killer Bob

Okay, we think Bob may have taken it a little too far when he first tore down this person’s entire self-esteem, and second as he wishes an accident on him too! We’d opt-out for some drivers ed advice, that probably sufficient to him in his place.

Killer Bob

Killer Bob

Potato Clan

Can we talk about how impressive it was for the person to go through all the hassle just to make these? Someone give this guy an award for carving these four potatoes. Let us hope the terrible driver did not have a clue who was making this produce army. However, we would love to know if you have any leads. Did the person happen to have carved potatoes handy in case the opportunity arises? Or did they do the carving when they were needed? Ah, what a mystery.

Potato Clan

Potato Clan

Think Of The Ice Cream

This note covers all the areas of what we dislike. Nicer cars, self-righteous parking, walking more than we need, AND melted ice cream! This note does a good job at making this parker feel bad because really come on, what’s worse than melted ice cream?

Think of the ice cream

Think Of The Ice Cream

Feel Like A Star

We have all heard the old adage that goes like this: “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade”. This time, it was the pedestrian who did that. What is a guy to do when a car blocks the path day after day? They decided to turn the situation around instead of getting angry at the driver. They saw the opportunity to feel like a film star and slid across the hood a couple of times.

Feel Like A Star

Feel Like A Star

Monster Truck

The person who owns this white car decided that it was too much to ask them to park in the proper spaces. This is the reason they parked right over multiple spots. How lovely is that? Well, if you ask the monster truck owner, they will tell you that a different adjective would be more accurate. Despite the situation at hand, the monster trucker chose to park normally. They literally drove over the white car’s hood! Well, it doesn’t get any louder and clearer than that.

Monster Truck

Monster Truck

Literally Blocked In

Have you heard of anyone say they were blocked in and could not get out in time no matter what they did? Well, it sure seems like we have discovered the perfect person for this. As you can see here, they are certainly blocked in. If this was what happened, they probably parked in the wrong place. Yikes. It is also possible to figure out on our own that the one who left the car here was not going to have a chill time getting out there on the road. Only a certain type of person will receive treatment like this, after all. We bet you can figure out what the moral of the story here is.

Literally Blocked In

Literally Blocked In

Good One

Okay someone definitely made this person angry and on more than one occasion. What kinds of people go and get business cards printed? These people must encounter bad parkers often, because they are willing to spend their own money on getting revenge.

Good One

Good One

It Was Raining

Now, can we truly judge the person who did this? We obviously could, although allow us to first explore what went down here. Like many people, this person was seeking out a parking spot. Unfortunately, there seemed to be no available slots left. That is until a miracle happened, and a slot opened up. The “parking spot” you are looking at here is not actually that. As a matter of fact, it was the parking lot for shopping carts! It was raining that day, so they must have thought they got lucky. Well, let us not cast fingers this time around. We have a couple of questions about that single cart, however. Maybe it is a story for a different day.

It Was Raining

It Was Raining

Another Genius

Some people are simply incapable of learning their lesson. When they tell you to avoid parking in front of a hydrant, you should obey. This person probably thought something like, “The worst that can happen is that they will give me a ticket, and they won’t even do that!” Now, if only things unfold as you wish they would…When a fire began, the firemen did not have an easy time maneuvering and using the fire hose with this car around. Apparently, the person did not get a ticket for parking in that spot. However, they did get two smashed windows and quite a lot of water damage inside. Well, what did they expect to happen?

Another Genius

Another Genius

Word Doc

Showing off those Microsoft word skills. This person really worked hard on creating this document with instructions on how to properly park. Wow! A diagram and everything. If this bad parker takes up two spots after this, then they clearly need to go back to drivers ed.

Word Doc

Word Doc

You Get It

Hey, how is your Russian? If you said it isn’t great, we admit ours aren’t either. Well, it is a good thing that “actions speak louder than words”. You need to be careful where you leave your car when you are in Russia. You would not want it to end up like this, right? When you are told to “keep off the grass”, you should probably obey. It is not a flattering look when you have a toilet planted over the hood of the car, but points for creativity! Think of it this way: saying “good job” would not suffice, so a little gift should do the trick. Well, remember that this happened in Russia. Perhaps this is how they do it in their country.

You Get It

You Get It

You’ve Been Bussed

This old lady was looking for a parking space near the bus station. However, we all know that it can be extremely difficult to find a vacant spot during the day. Therefore, you can imagine her relief when she saw something she did not expect to see. Her eyes couldn’t have been lying to her… or could they? She thought she just stumbled into one massive parking lot without a single car anywhere. She decided it must have been her lucky day, pulled into a slot, turned off her car, and jumped out to go get on a bus. Unfortunately, she did not realize it was actually a parking space exclusively for buses!

Youve Been Bussed

You’ve Been Bussed

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