Dearest, Erin
Roses are red, violets are blue, and you’re the worst, and we all despise you. On the surface, Erin appears to be a dream. She’s a nice spirit with a beautiful smile. But woah, a smile “better than 100,000,000 sparkly trampolines…” That smile is almost blinding. So we must wonder what makes this “perfect” girl so terrible. At the very least, this wise people is protecting their eyesight for the future.
Dearest, Erin
We’re Over… But Happy One Month
This tiny child or snarky man with awful handwriting knows how to make an empathetic and sensitive breakup card. The message is simple, albeit the phrase “happy anniversary, though” is a little misleading. Nonetheless, Delandreh concludes this disturbing letter with a firm “It’s really hard to do this” comment. We feel sorry for Krystal, but we hope she realizes there are larger things in store for this wordsmith. Could breaking up in person be any more difficult?
We’re Over… But Happy One Month
