25+ Hilarious Break Up Signs That Nearly Went Too Far

Published on 07/06/2023
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Undercover Detective, Jennifer

The plot thickens yet again! Could this be the same Jennifer who was mistakenly proposed to and then dumped? It can’t be since that ex never proposed… well, faked proposing… and this one was married… well, previously married. At the end of the day, we applaud Jennifer for being a cunning detective agent who took the time to safeguard her own dignity. We’ve heard that the precinct is looking for a relationship detective.

Undercover Detective, Jennifer

Undercover Detective, Jennifer

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Lifting with your back is not recommended.

There is no gain without pain. Unfortunately, there is a lot of suffering and not much reward in this circumstance. If anything, this poor soul now lacks a place to live. But, hey, perhaps this freshly single guy can contact Michael, Jared, or even Derek. Why? They do, in a roundabout way, share something in common. If you’re a newly single individual and want to unwind, go out and get a drink… Just remember which pub Derek will be at and avoid going there.

Don't Lift With Your Back

Lifting with your back is not recommended.

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