Straw hats
There isn’t a haircut that’s awful enough to warrant donning a straw hat. not now. Never. Even if your barber arrived to cut your hair at 4 in the morning while still being completely inebriated and only having the plastic fork and knife he used to eat his kebab. No, still. On the sand, you’re not Bruno Mars. If so, purchase a better hat. a baseball cap, perhaps. Also, a trash bag.
Straw hats
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Square toe shoes
Even Gucci failed in his attempts to make them come true. No one can make something work if a brand that has made billions off of it by putting it in the mouth of the horse can’t. So get rid of them and stick to classic shoe designs like oxfords and derbies with rounded toes. Both our feet and yours will appreciate it.
Square toe shoes
